About The Wizard Tim
The Wizard Tim is a comedy-fantasy novel written by Joseph Eleam and Tim Canada, centered around a lazy, overweight wizard named Tim.
Short Description
Tim the lazy overweight wizard has his dream job. As the town wizard for a halfling town named Halfass, he never has to do anything except eat, nap, and do absolutely nothing. However, he soon finds out that even the best posts don't last forever...
The Wizard Tim tells the story of how a lazy, overweight wizard named Tim, and his strangely intimate assistant Julie, lose all they hold dear and must step outside of their comfort zones of naps and pies, to endure the most arduous and physically exhausting quest they could ever imagine.
The Wizard Tim contains profanity, sexuality, violence, and a lot of really stupid jokes. This book is intended for mature audiences, reader discretion is advised.
Long Description
Tim has the best job a lazy, overweight wizard could ever ask for. As the town wizard for the halfling village of Halfass, he never has to do anything except nap in his chairs, eat his pies, and work on his prized recipe book.
However, when Tim receives a summons from the King to investigate a farm on the outskirts of town, his worst nightmares are realized. He actually has to do some wizarding work.
As Tim reluctantly embarks on his task, along with his strangely intimate assistant Julie, they soon find that things are even worse than they imagined. Tim returns from his task to find Halfass burned to the ground, and his cozy wizard home pillaged and charred. They even took his recipes.
As the wizard responsible for the safety of the town, Tim finds himself forced to embark upon the most epic, and physically exhausting quest he could ever imagine.
Him and Julie are begrudgingly forced to push their bodies and minds to the limits as they traverse dwarven strongholds, subterranean mushroom forests, kobold combat arenas, goblin riddled plains, and splendid capital cities, all to get to the bottom of the destruction of their cozy halfling village.
Where to Buy
There are currently only 2000 copies of The Wizard Tim in existence. All copies were originally sold as NFT books on 10/24/2022 for a price of 69 ADA (Roughly $30) at that time. However, copies are currently for sale on secondary markets, shown below:
Where To Read
If you own one of the original 2000 copies of The Wizard Tim, it can currently only be read through the Book.io platform.
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