> For the complete documentation index, see [llms.txt](https://the-wizard-tim.gitbook.io/wiki/llms.txt). Markdown versions of documentation pages are available by appending `.md` to page URLs; this page is available as [Markdown](https://the-wizard-tim.gitbook.io/wiki/about-the-wizard-tim.md). # About The Wizard Tim The Wizard Tim is a comedy-fantasy novel written by Joseph Eleam and Tim Canada, centered around a lazy, overweight wizard named Tim. ### Short Description Tim the lazy overweight wizard has his dream job. As the town wizard for a halfling town named Halfass, he never has to do anything except eat, nap, and do absolutely nothing. However, he soon finds out that even the best posts don't last forever... The Wizard Tim tells the story of how a lazy, overweight wizard named Tim, and his strangely intimate assistant Julie, lose all they hold dear and must step outside of their comfort zones of naps and pies, to endure the most arduous and physically exhausting quest they could ever imagine. {% hint style="info" %} *The Wizard Tim contains profanity, sexuality, violence, and a lot of really stupid jokes. This book is intended for mature audiences, reader discretion is advised.* {% endhint %} ### Long Description Tim has the best job a lazy, overweight wizard could ever ask for. As the town wizard for the halfling village of Halfass, he never has to do anything except nap in his chairs, eat his pies, and work on his prized recipe book. However, when Tim receives a summons from the King to investigate a farm on the outskirts of town, his worst nightmares are realized. He actually has to do some wizarding work. As Tim reluctantly embarks on his task, along with his strangely intimate assistant Julie, they soon find that things are even worse than they imagined. Tim returns from his task to find Halfass burned to the ground, and his cozy wizard home pillaged and charred. They even took his recipes. As the wizard responsible for the safety of the town, Tim finds himself forced to embark upon the most epic, and physically exhausting quest he could ever imagine. Him and Julie are begrudgingly forced to push their bodies and minds to the limits as they traverse dwarven strongholds, subterranean mushroom forests, kobold combat arenas, goblin riddled plains, and splendid capital cities, all to get to the bottom of the destruction of their cozy halfling village. ### Where to Buy #### Audio * [Amazon](https://www.amazon.com/Audible-The-Wizard-Tim/dp/B0G2F8R6WR/ref=tmm_aud_swatch_0) * [Apple Books](https://books.apple.com/us/audiobook/the-wizard-tim/id1843830159) * [Barnes and Noble](https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-wizard-tim-tim-allen/1148449083?ean=2940203738226) * [Spotify](https://open.spotify.com/show/53nPKl7t2zZmnbkJjgUVUZ) * [Everand](https://www.everand.com/audiobook/927392612/The-Wizard-Tim) * [Chirp Books](https://www.chirpbooks.com/audiobooks/the-wizard-tim-by-tim-allen?srsltid=AfmBOorf4wrLGjFgzrcDkh6E4RHtegFo74abyyfl3efCJ7N6rZUcv9_Q) * [Google Play](https://play.google.com/store/audiobooks/details/The_Wizard_Tim_Volume_1?id=AQAAAECqDwVPvM\&hl=en_US) * [Kobo](https://www.kobo.com/us/en/audiobook/wizard-tim-the?sId=df6c3903-03a1-4720-bda7-66d9bd618505\&ssId=aTYu8rfOu_iJ0SEt41pNp\&cPos=1) #### eBook * [Amazon](https://www.amazon.com/Wizard-Tim-Allen-ebook/dp/B0FQRD3ZRJ/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0) #### Print (Paperback) * [Amazon](https://www.amazon.com/Wizard-Tim-Allen/dp/B0FWJC8ZK4/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0) * [Barnes and Noble](https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-wizard-tim-tim-allen/1148449083?ean=9798986910833) #### Print (Hardback) * [Amazon](https://www.amazon.com/Wizard-Tim-Allen/dp/B0FX3GJCQJ/) * [Barnes and Noble](https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-wizard-tim-tim-allen/1148449083?ean=9798986910840) #### Book.io Digital Collectible Editions * (Ebook) * (Audiobook) * (Standard Edition) --- # Agent Instructions This documentation is published with GitBook. GitBook is the documentation platform designed so that both humans and AI agents can read, navigate, and reason over technical content effectively. Learn more at gitbook.com. ## Querying This Documentation If you need additional information that is not directly available in this page, you can query the documentation dynamically by asking a question. Perform an HTTP GET request on the current page URL with the `ask` query parameter: ``` GET https://the-wizard-tim.gitbook.io/wiki/about-the-wizard-tim.md?ask= ``` The question should be specific, self-contained, and written in natural language. The response will contain a direct answer to the question and relevant excerpts and sources from the documentation. Use this mechanism when the answer is not explicitly present in the current page, you need clarification or additional context, or you want to retrieve related documentation sections.